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Thursday, 05 November 2009

  • This Is What It Sounds Like When Dogs Cry

    Yesterday I noticed this strange noise, but couldn't pinpoint what it was or where it was coming from. At first, I suspected that the refrigerator was dying, but later decided the noise was coming from outside. A really noisy car? No, that would be gone by now. An owl, perhaps? No, they sleep during the day. And then I knew. It was a dog. He was perched on his owner's balcony making really strange noises. He wasn't barking or growling. Much worse, he was crying for his owner to return. How sad, that someone would put a labrador on their balcony with no entertainment or anyone to watch them while they're gone. I never realized that dogs get lonely, too. I wonder how many dogs are chronically depressed because they don't get enough attention. At any rate, I really wish this dog would be quiet because it's really annoying and sad at the same time to hear him whining. Heck, I'd go over to that apartment and play with him if it'd make him feel better, but I don't know the owner and it'd be really creepy to try to break into someone's apartment just to play with their dog...*sigh* Maybe if I buy him a chew toy and chuck it up to the third floor?

Tuesday, 03 November 2009

  • My (Second) Day at the DMV

    Unlike last time, this time I actually knew where I was going. I was on a mission: to obtain a driver's license. Another long line wouldn't deter me this time, nor would lack of sufficient funds. MWAHAHA! After unflinchingly navigating the highways and neighborhood streets, I found my destination (along with a real parking space this time). I open the door to hoards of non-white, obviously non-native adults. Swimming in the sea of foreign languages, I make my way to the front of the line. Then make my way to the back of another line. After standing in the second line for about ten to fifteen minutes, the man in front of me turns to me and remarks that the people sitting in the chairs get served first. I suggest that we sit in the chairs, since the people sitting in the chairs appear to be more popular with the women at the desk. Nevertheless, I endured my struggle to make my way to the front of the line. A few minutes later, I'm called to the front. After giving the woman behind the desk almost all information about myself that I've ever gathered and allowing her to take pictures of me, she takes my money, cuts my driver's license in half, and hands me a piece of paper. Hm. Somehow that doesn't sound fair.

    I'm eventually going to get my new license in the mail, but I wasn't told when it would be sent. I was simply told that I had a really great picture that everyone would be jealous of. So someday soon I'll be flashing my driver's license around everywhere I go just to show off my wonderful photogenic-ness, but when that someday is, God only knows.

Friday, 30 October 2009

  • There was this one moment in high school that I think about every once in a while. I was in orchestra class, getting out my violin at 7:30 am when the girls next to me ask if my eyelashes are natural or whether I use mascara every day. Of course, the one day I put on mascara would be the one day they ask, so since I thought my eyelashes looked pretty much as natural with makeup as without, I told them they were natural. From that day on, there were very few days that I didn't wear mascara. It's really a strange lie to tell, and even stranger when people don't for a second doubt that you're telling the truth. I know my eyelashes are naturally black and relatively long on their own, but for some reason it's hard for me to not wear mascara. Of all things to manipulate, it would be the one feature I've always liked naturally. What the heck was I covering up by lying about wearing mascara that one day? I think it ruined my outlook on natural beauty from that day on.

Wednesday, 28 October 2009

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    My Day At The DMV

    This morning I decided, "why not drive ten miles to wait in a couple lines for about an hour or two just to get my picture taken?" After putting on makeup in preparation for my photo shoot, I hop in the car. After accidentally getting on the toll road, turning around, driving about 5 miles out of my way, and then turning back around, I finally found my destination. And indeed, it was a great destination at that.

    You see, I discovered this great place where all had imagined and more can come true, called the Department of Motor Vehicles. It's a wonderous, magical land full of immigrants and married women, even some old men and ogling twenty-some men. Its lack of parking spaces and dimly lit interior lure people of all ages and nationalities, much like a club or bar. Walking in, you notice a few people guarding the door, as if to tell you that this place is only for the most exclusive VIPs. The building is packed, lines forming every which way. After informing a staff member that I have arrived for my photo shoot, they kindly direct me toward rows of seats and instruct me to fill out a form. After filling it out, I get into another, more exciting line that leads to the cameras. Before I can say, "I'm here for my close-up," I notice that they don't take credit or debit cards. Since I don't possess checks and carry little to no money at all times, I was forced to quietly step out from the building.

    Sulking because I hadn't had the chance to finish my quest, I drive out to the toll way frontage road toward the highway that would lead me back home. Oh, but my quest has not yet ended, it's merely just begun! Don't you worry, citizens, I will someday have my own legally-correct driver's license! Just you wait and see...

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

  • So I went in search of books at Half Price Books this morning, partially because I want something new to read and partially because I don't like paying full price for...well, anything. As I scanned the aisles, I noticed there was no niche in which any books I'd want to read were. I started by looking at health & medicine books, only to find a bunch of diet books. Next, I scanned the fiction; I didn't really find anything I was extremely interested in, so I continued searching in the nonfiction sections. I went to the psychology books, thinking maybe they might have some kind of nutrition books (since there is no real nutrition section, sometimes you really have to search). There wasn't much there other than diet books and stories of women or men who lost weight and lost their identity consecutively. And then I found a section on eating disorders. "Great," I think to myself, "another chance for someone to think I have serious eating issues..." Since it's a subject that fascinates me a lot, I couldn't control myself from picking up just about every book that dealt with anorexia/bulimia/overeating. Then I found it, the book that had to become mine. Perfect Daughters, Starving Girls. A book written by a sociologist about eating disorders. I tend to prefer reading about junk food in America these days, but hey, why not? I go home, read the first few pages, then ask myself, "how many books about nutrition are really out there?" Searching on BarnesandNoble.com, I find that there's approximately one actual book I might be interested in to every 50 to 75 cookbooks and/or diet books. Pathetic. There are more books about baby superfoods than about eating habits of Americans...unless you call "Type O Blood Diet" the average diet in our country these days. [It's a diet book for people with type O blood, not vampires, for those of you wondering.] Maybe I need to start writing a nutrition book, in only so that more people can write cheesy books about how their lives have changed since they lost weight because they started eating sensibly instead of following some Hitler-style diet and exercise plan. I mean....yay dieting!.....

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