This morning I decided, "why not drive ten miles to wait in a couple lines for about an hour or two just to get my picture taken?" After putting on makeup in preparation for my photo shoot, I hop in the car. After accidentally getting on the toll road, turning around, driving about 5 miles out of my way, and then turning back around, I finally found my destination. And indeed, it was a great destination at that.
You see, I discovered this great place where all had imagined and more can come true, called the Department of Motor Vehicles. It's a wonderous, magical land full of immigrants and married women, even some old men and ogling twenty-some men. Its lack of parking spaces and dimly lit interior lure people of all ages and nationalities, much like a club or bar. Walking in, you notice a few people guarding the door, as if to tell you that this place is only for the most exclusive VIPs. The building is packed, lines forming every which way. After informing a staff member that I have arrived for my photo shoot, they kindly direct me toward rows of seats and instruct me to fill out a form. After filling it out, I get into another, more exciting line that leads to the cameras. Before I can say, "I'm here for my close-up," I notice that they don't take credit or debit cards. Since I don't possess checks and carry little to no money at all times, I was forced to quietly step out from the building.
Sulking because I hadn't had the chance to finish my quest, I drive out to the toll way frontage road toward the highway that would lead me back home. Oh, but my quest has not yet ended, it's merely just begun! Don't you worry, citizens, I will someday have my own legally-correct driver's license! Just you wait and see...
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